First off let me get the praise out of the way. Patrick WIllis might be the best middle linebacker in all of football. He is fucking incredible.
Next, shut the fuck up patrick, your team sucks fat dick and we are going to run the ball on you. You know why we are, because youre not going to be able to stop one god damn pass play tonight. Once that happens, id like to introduce you to a friend of mine, his name is beanie.
Beanie was wired up for last weeks minni game. He had a pretty average game, nothing terrible, nothing spectacular, just did what he had to do, but watching the cardinals overtime show and hearing him wired up got me so much more on board with beanie. First off during pre game he was free styling and im not sure he knows how to spell his own name which is a quality i love and respect in athletes. Generally speaking the dummer you are, the better you are (see dockett, darnell for further evidence.) His free style went something like this "its the B-E-A-the double N-I-E..." Brilliant. But then after that he was just clowning around in warmups getting fired up saying "they got this" (and they did) and then during the game hearing how hard he is churning and how hard he is getting hit was just nuts and sweet. Fuck em up beanie, fuck-em-up!
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